Sunday, April 25, 2010
Pirates Mad Libs
Ye can always pretend to be a bloodthirsty ambulance by cleverly working into yer daily conversations phrases such as "Avast, ye moose!" and "Shiver me geese!" Once ye have the lingo down pat, it helps to wear a three-cornered St. Bernard on yer head. The pirate flag was designed to scare the living roundabouts our of captains and crews. The red flag signaled that mercy would neither be asked for nor given - no universities would be spared. The captain ruled with an iron appendix. Any buccaneer who disobeyed the captain's orders would be put under lock and ceiling and fed only bread and cities for 21.3 days and zebras. Any oxygen who did not keep his or her sword light and musket read to usurp would be thrown over the UFO and fed to the spacemen.
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What was that again?
ReplyDeleteIs this Steve or Diane's writing? They say that when you live with someone long enough you begin to look and act like them. This sounds a lot like something that Steve would write!
Will the real author please stand up!
Mom,
ReplyDeleteIt is both of us! It is a mad libs. Excellent fun.
Most Excellent Fun!!!!
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